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Should do this in the North Terrace.
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To introduce a bit of atmosphere in there.
https://x.com/buitengebieden/status/1893602914637156404?s=46&t=itnbzD-LxVE80w6W3cBDgg
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New idea!
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On the Boom Battle Bar theme.
Balloon full of water is hung on the crossbar of the goal. Contestants stand on the edge of the box and throw an axe to try and burst the balloon.
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What could possibly go wrong?!
Edit: I’m thinking you’d only have to throw the axe slightly too high to decapitate someone in the North stand. Or possibly the away end!).
Edited by Spirit of East Coast Boro at 23:46:50 on 25th February 2025
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What about if a giant water balloon is in the centre circle and everyone gets a numbered axe on the way in. Then at half time everyone gets to throw theirs.
Not only will it be fun but it’ll encourage everyone to be closer to the halfway line and will boost the atmosphere during the game.
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I like it. Your creativity has expanded my idea into a workable product
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It would also give all the kids who wander around the pitch at half time poking and tapping it with those long forks something to actually do, with 500 axe divots to sort out before the 2nd half
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Plus as they’re numbered if anyone kills someone or throws theirs axe into the away end they can then be tracked down and given a match ban or two depending on the score at the time. (Obviously if we’re losing then that’s punishment already)
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Really, we're talking about banning people? Fans are the lifeblood of the club.
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Stevenage fans aren’t that stupid.
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Perhaps replace the axe with a football and you're onto a winner there.
Edit: Would need to be at whichever end Boro are attacking in the 2nd half.
Edited by BrummieBoro at 16:38:37 on 24th February 2025
Edited by BrummieBoro at 16:39:45 on 24th February 2025
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They use axes at Boom Battle Bar. I’m assuming they will still be the sponsor
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Would certainly make sitting at the front of the North Stand a bit more interesting!
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Yeah, no doubt some health and safety jobsworth would ban it.
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World's gone mad, never hurt anyone throwing axes when I was a kid.
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If it's good enough for America, why not?
https://youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?si=TUB3W-1A1XN6Dj0D
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Every time we miss a one-on-one everyone in the North stand gets to chuck a dart at the player, sponsored by Boom Battle Bar. Players are permitted to dodge in the interests of fairness.
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Re: Should do this in the North Terrace.
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Looks fake. Might not be. But probably.
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As Big Shaq would say, I don't think they have got the facilities for that, big man.
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We would have to fill it first
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Re: Should do this in the North Terrace.
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There's no way an English crowd could do that, we lack the military precision, devotion to detail and also we couldn't be arsed.
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