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Next week’s training schedule leaked

By Rotterdamboro31/8 18:36Sat Aug 31 18:36:24 2024

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9am-11am ‘Hedge’ your bets. This drill is designed to imitate our passing out of play. Each player has 12 balls and must try and get as many as possible lodged in the hedges.
11am tea break
11.15-12.15 Watch this ‘space’ . Similar to above the aim is to hone our tactics of aimless ‘passing’. Half the team will try to find space on the pitch and then the other half must try and hoof the ball as far away from them as they can.
12.15 Lunch while memorising Rev’s tactics (players have the option to have a fag or read the paper here)
1-3pm The ‘three pointer’ This drill sees players put through on goal and round a static keeper but must then scoop the ball as high over the bar as they can. Simpson not allowed to take part as he’s too good at it.
3-3.30 Motivational talk from Cuthbert covering such topics as ‘relegation battles I have known’
3.30pm Home time